Devious Journal Entry

Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/
Rules:
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question


1)This Pokemon is your best friend

Zebstrika.

Well... that isn't too bad. o_0

2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion 

Heatran.

Shit, I'm dead... x.x

3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project

Skarmory.

Uh... 0_o

4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you

Drillbur.

Aw, but it's so cute! :3

6)This Pokemon is your Ex

Persian.

Go figure; he's too fancy.

7) This Pokemon is your boyfriend

Kabutops.

... No comment. Just, no.

8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment

Shelgon.

Okay... Seems legit.

9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake

Sunkern.

She can have it; I don't even like cheesecake. xP

10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night

Nidoran F.

Uh... hopefully I didn't get poisoned. O-O;;

11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom

Pineco.

... How does that work? O-o

12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes

Donphan.

Aw, so cute! X3

13)This Pokemon died by your hands

Abomasnow.

D: No!!

14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life

Mudkip.

Holy shit, Swampert!! D

15) This Pokemon is your loving pet

Caterpie.

... No.

16) This Pokemon is your Dentist

Gallade.

Yay! He can knock me out and psychically take care of me! ...

17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day

Porygon2.

... Huh.

18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house

Torterra.

Uh... cool?