Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
Well... that isn't too bad. o_0
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Shit, I'm dead... x.x
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
Aw, but it's so cute! :3
6)This Pokemon is your Ex
Go figure; he's too fancy.
7) This Pokemon is your boyfriend
... No comment. Just, no.
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Okay... Seems legit.
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
She can have it; I don't even like cheesecake. xP
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Uh... hopefully I didn't get poisoned. O-O;;
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
... How does that work? O-o
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Aw, so cute! X3
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Holy shit, Swampert!! D
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
Yay! He can knock me out and psychically take care of me! ...
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house